Friday, August 2, 2024

Juvenile Osprey expels a stream of fishy guano

 

A juvenile Osprey strikes a pose. A pose that can mean only one thing: an impending fecal effluvium. I've got nothing at all against kayakers but couldn't help thinking how cool it'd have been if one had boated up to this fish hawk to ooh and ahh over the cute baby. Then, with no warning, the bird blasted that rope of fishy liquefied guano onto the unsuspecting admirer below. How quick the coos of adulation would change to screeches of horror and disgust! But what photo ops that would have made! Delaware County, July 31, 2024.



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